“Pool”-side Manner (How NOT to pick up girls at the pool)

 FAILURE OF SUCCESSFUL ENGAGEMENT SPOTTED AT KING HENRY POOL

Dear Provo Homie,

Reports show that on any given day, you can find at least 370 dude-bros congregating at the Kingdom (King Henry/Belmont collective) to pick up on the same woman.

One girl shared this story of being approached at said location.

She states:

“So, I’m at the pool, talking to a friend, tanning, having a gay old time, and I meet this guy.

He is tall, great smile. Overall, a reasonably good looking dude.

And he starts to chat with me.

Which I’m pretty open to, until he refers to me as a hoe. 

Like, in the first 30 seconds!

Strike one.

I try to brush it off, and he continues like it’s no big deal.

Except he just keeps making more rude and derogatory comments towards me.

Strike 2.

Naturally, I asked if he is actually this conversationally inept or if he’s having some kind of mental break.

His reply: ‘I just know what’s up. Treat a girl like dirt, and she’ll stick like mud.’

Oops.

Strike 3.

On a scale of 1-10 on the socially acceptable scale, we at Provo Chronicles rate this interaction at a solid Gob Bluth.

If you have your own horror or success stories, send them in an email or leave a comment!

Thanks for reading, and happy dating.

XOXO,
TPC

PS. Don’t forget to share your own stories via email! Or leave them in a comment. Visual aids always help. With your help, I know we can make Provo Dating Great Again!

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