FAILURE OF SUCCESSFUL ENGAGEMENT SPOTTED AT KING HENRY POOL
Dear Provo Homie,
Reports show that on any given day, you can find at least 370 dude-bros congregating at the Kingdom (King Henry/Belmont collective) to pick up on the same woman.
One girl shared this story of being approached at said location.
“So, I’m at the pool, talking to a friend, tanning, having a gay old time, and I meet this guy.
He is tall, great smile. Overall, a reasonably good looking dude.
And he starts to chat with me.
Which I’m pretty open to, until he refers to me as a hoe.
Like, in the first 30 seconds!
I try to brush it off, and he continues like it’s no big deal.
Except he just keeps making more rude and derogatory comments towards me.
Naturally, I asked if he is actually this conversationally inept or if he’s having some kind of mental break.
His reply: ‘I just know what’s up. Treat a girl like dirt, and she’ll stick like mud.’
On a scale of 1-10 on the socially acceptable scale, we at Provo Chronicles rate this interaction at a solid Gob Bluth.
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Thanks for reading, and happy dating.
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