Don’t Drop That…

THIS JUST IN: GIRLS ARE NOT *ALWAYS* AS STRONG AS BOYS

Dear Provotian,

Here we have a classic tale of man vs woman.

On a date.

In an institute class, (classic) a couple of young single adults meet. They sit by each other and the sparks just fly. So naturally, the guy asks said girl on a date.

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED, INSTITUTE TEACHERS.

They plan to go country dancing. She loves country music, he loves country music, all signs point to this being a successful outing.

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However.

At one point in the night, they decide they want to get a little fancy, and do some tricks.

**Disclaimer** doing things before you are ready or prepared in ANY circumstance is ill advised.

So he asks her if she wants to do a flip move. Which she promptly turns down. But he insists!

He tells her that she just needs to crouch down and brace herself, and he will jump and roll over her back.

“No no no no no, I am 100% GOING TO FALL IF YOU DO THAT.”

He assures her that it will be fine, and skeptically she agrees and gets into position.

Fearfully bent down, she waits. He runs. He jumps. And he rolls onto her back.

Unfortunately, the moment he put all of his weight onto her, she collapses (because she is a petite female and he is a NOT petite male.)

Poor guy falls off the girl and lands right on his head. She is on the ground, and laughing.

He is crying.

Because he received a concussion on impact.

Wait.

Yes.

He got a CONCUSSION.

(Don’t worry, she promptly stopped laughing when he told her his predicament. Possibly because she was sad for him, or because she was afraid when she realized that he had to drive her home. IDK)

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Remember folks, there are no real winners at country dancing…

She gave him a concussion on their first date, and he still asked her out after. What a nice story they can tell their kids one day.

If he remembers them.

 

XOXO,
TPC

PS. Don’t forget to share your own stories via email! Or leave them in a comment. Visual aids always help. With your help, I know we can make Provo Dating Great Again!

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